It’s been 3000 years since I’ve been walking the streets of Europe. If I don’t have toned legs and firm buttocks like all these people upon my return, I will do absolutely nothing because nothing can be done. One can dream. Anyhow, FACT: I can’t do touristy pictures, I’ve realised. I get super awkz. Swissland is beauts, and so is your mom, and so is my tan.