26. scorpio. 6’1. ravenclaw, wannabe slytherin. alexei’s platonic husband. creator. pothead. baker. alleged devil worshiper. horror movie addict. single, not that it matters. doesn’t care what’s in your pants. feminist. vine enthusiast. never goes to bed at a decent time. lynsey’s pimp. the office and buzzfeed unsolved. cat dad. don’t call him rio if you’re not vince. a little scary looking, but a kind guy.
spam x4 for a rate and possible tbh